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Esther Chilton's avatarEsther Chilton

Finding God

My old school recently held a special bash,

Class of ’83 was on the sash,

All welcome, the banner read,

“I’m not going to that,” I said.


But my old pal persuaded me to go,

She said, “It’ll be great, you can’t say no!

We’ll see if Chris is still a catch,

And I bet old Slater’s got a shiny, bald patch.”


So off I went in pretty dress, with belly sucked in,

Wishing I was just a tiny bit thin,

I knew that the girls would be glamorous and lean,

And the boys who’d never been keen on me, still wouldn’t be keen.


When I entered the room, my face flushed white,

It really was such a sight,

First there was Clarissa, once so clever and slim,

Now she looked plump and ever so dim.


Next there was Chris, my old heartthrob,

Now a hairy biker, I…

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