Miss Carlson assigned her fifth graders to write an essay entitled “If I Were a Millionaire.”
All of the students began writing, except for one girl who sat at her desk with her arms folded.
“What’s the matter, Chloe?” asked the teacher. “Why aren’t you writing?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” said Chloe.
Miss Carlson gave her an A+.
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My sister’s son flunked out of college. I asked her if the kid had flunked out because of a lack of brains. “Yes,” she said. “Alack and a lass.”
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At seven o’clock in the morning, Billy’s mother called to him, “Billy, get up — it’s time to get ready for school.”
There was no answer. Billy’s mother called again, ”Billy, get up! It’s time to get ready for school!”
Still there was no answer. Billy’s mother went to his…
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